Dear mutants and norms, please stop turning the new(er) country into the awful one you left or your ancestors more likely left at this point.
In America I go to a college campus or anywhere with money. What do I see? Do I see cool Frank Lloyd Wright buildings everywhere?
The answer is No! I see garbage Europoor buildings everywhere!
If I turn on the radio, do I hear American rock ‘n’ roll music?
No! I hear some kind of European oom pah pah schlager music! That’s really what it is.
Do we have our Constitution and our Bill of Rights? No, only extremists believe in liberty now.
What we have now is equity because liberty is too extremist! We are a Marxist country and that’s why everyone is getting canceled!
Why are all these Asian countries landing on the Moon when America’s lander blew up anyway?
Could it possibly just be that America is under threat from the Asian countries of China and Russian because Asians have work ethic and America has completely transmogrified into the United States of Europoor?
European Union, I know why your economies suck – ALICIA & JOHN
I’m bombarded with constant news saying things like that bathing is actually bad, though despite this I stand my ground and bathe at least once a day:
You don't need to take daily showers — they could even be harmful (nypost.com)
In 2021, researchers at Harvard Health found that 66% of Americans shower every day, while a 2005 report claims that it is common for Brits to shower once or twice per day.
“We wash our bodies so much more than we did in the past,” said Dale Southerton, a sociology professor at the University of Bristol who co-authored the UK study.
“The change has mostly come about over the past 100 years, and it was not planned,” the School of Management prof said. In fact, it seems to have happened almost by accident.”
…Yes, because people didn’t want to stink and be gross. Know who else bathed every day? Vikings, who travelled everywhere in the world because they didn’t want to be Europoors.
How the Little Ice Age Changed History | The New Yorker
And oh, in America we created all these art forms that never existed in Europe, so what are people going to do? They are going to entertain themselves with generic knights and castles fantasy of living in Europe again, getting drunk all the time and eating nothing but a bunch of gross beef and cheese to go with that stale ale of course!
Really, why would you get into all this pretending to live in the Dark Ages with dumb people who don’t bathe and eat bad food and marry their cousins when you can fantasize about the better kinds of things we invented here in America?
You know how people always complain that people keep leaving California to go to Texas and then they just cause the same problems in Texas that existed in California because they bring their mentality with them? Americans, you are exactly like the people who complain about California and go to Texas and ruin it, except instead of complaining about California, you complain about Europe, and you decide to bring all Europe’s problems to America. Meet the new world, same as the old world. Now America is even engaging in the very European vice of Jew expulsion!
The fact is everyone left Europe because it sucked! Einstein left Europe!
Freddie Mercury left Europe!
Famous refugees | International Rescue Committee (IRC)
Famous Passengers | Statue of Liberty & Ellis Island
No one wants to stay in Europe despite the fact it’s been getting at least warmer than Seattle due to the end of the Little Ice Age!
There’s nothing to do in Europe but go to museums (especially since no one in Europe works since all the people who work came here!)
In America you can go surfing USA!
In Europe you eat gross blood and get mad cow disease!
Ever wondered why in America we don’t get mad cow disease? Oh yeah, that’s right, because we don’t eat blood and brains! We eat real food with actual nutritional value, flavor, and no prions!
FDA bans blood donation by people who have lived in UK - PMC (nih.gov)
Do you really believe America is anti-intellectual anyway when we have almost all the scientific advancement?
Anti-intellectualism is common among people in general, since most people aren’t intellectuals, but the thing is, it’s generally been much less common in America.
Meanwhile, in Europe you have over a thousand years of superstitious backwardness and frivilous ceremony.
And in America, people decide we should make fun of our own national ideals because people are trying to bring the world they left behind here.
Ah, yes, let’s just succumb to Old World ideologies and inundate ourselves with Old World aesthetics and get mad cow disease by eating gross Old World food and revel in Old World ignorance and superstition. That’s all super brilliant. Maybe we should’ve banned English, which is from England after all and not very American, and all started speaking Choctaw or Navajo upon arrival just to be really safe from all the Old World garbage that’s finally rearing its ugly head today.
Let’s give up everything we built…
For everything we left behind…
That’s all a brilliant idea mutants and norms. Let’s just ruin everything by importing the mentality that ruined the old country in the first place. That won’t backfire at all.
Liberty and Self-Control: Goethe's Vision of a New World - Imprimis (hillsdale.edu)
America, you’re better off
Than our continent, the old.
You have no castles which are fallen,
No basalt to behold.
You are not disturbed in your inmost being,
In the very pulsation of life
By useless remembering
And unrewarding strife.
Use well the present—and good luck to you!
And when your children begin writing poetry,
Let them guard well, in all they do,
Against knight-, robber-, and ghost-story.